Key West

Our 3 days in heaven are over and we made it back to St. Augustine. I already miss my senior citizen neighbors and their wise words. Bryan and Andrew found them some European Goddesses. Mac didn't. And me and Thomas cuddled. Last night could have possibly been the coolest night of mine and Thomas' lives. We ate at a sub par all you can eat seafood buffet to start the night off right. Then we went and hung out with a bartender who gaves us the inside knowledge on the island. Then we went around and mingled. On our way out of a bar a homeless guy started talking to me and Thomas and we ended up hanging out and playing music for an hour and a half. It was one of the coolest things I have ever done in my life. On the cab ride home this huge guy that looked like a homeless Santa Claus told us that when he retires he is gonna mow down 4 or 5 tourists and some petty bike drivers with his death chariot. So be looking for that on the news. He tells us all this after I tell him that I want to get a job being a petty bike driver. Key West was the bees knees.

Day ???

I'm not really sure how long we have been on this trip, but I do know there is a heavy chance that I may not come back. This picture is what we woke up to one morning....the views a little bit nicer than we are all use to. Last night was our first night in Key West and we are staying in an RV park. All the people here are so old, but they are all really nice. Its like having 50 grandparents all around you. We were thinking about whipping these old geezers in wednesday night bingo tomorrow, but I have a feeling we are going to go downtown instead. The weather here is a smooth 85 degrees and the sun is shinning. Did I mention we are getting four college credit hours for this? You have to love the liberal arts education....

Day Two on the Pirating Adventure

We started our third day of our pirate trip by waking up with frozen noses in our RV outside of Haskin's house. After Thomas made us all cheese toast we got on the road towards Savannah. I was driving down I-95 going 69 in a 70 when I started to smell bacon. Soon enough what do I see on my left? A big old oinker with my name written all over it. So he whips out on the road and shortly after pulls our majestic dragon over and delays our pirating in Savannah time. As the baconator approached June Bug he asked me to step out of the vehicle. Once I was out of the vehicle he asked me to wait outside while two other officers of the law arrived. When backup came they asked me what we were doing driving down the highway, so I told them we were pirate hunting. They then quickly followed that question with "Do you have any illegal narcotics in the RV?" I followed that question with a "No Sir". He didn't take my word for it so they searched our home. After they rummaged through our snack cabinet they waved us on our way. We then went to Savannah where we visited a bar that once saw the likes of Blackbeard himself. It was also on that show ghost hunters. (That is where the picture of that anchor was taken) Then we drove to St. Augustine where im sitting right now.

THE PIRATE ADVENTURE !!!!

This is our beast "june bug". She is just a little slice of heaven on wheels. Last night we stayed in charleston. We plugged our rv in at Haskins house. While I was at a house party one of my friend's friend took a dump at the house. The toilet wouldn't flush so he started to panic. Then he heard four girls start to whisper outside the door saying, "what's he doing in there so long for?", "I think he is taking a shit", and "I can't believe someone would do that at a party!" Finally he had to walk out and walk right by the four girls leaving them behind a fresh present. Today we went to a pirate museum and learned about blackbeard. We also went to the battery and saw a dolphin showing some fin.